NCIS & NCIS LA drabble along with some other Lexie randomness! A dash of personal as well . Currently obsessed with Marvel (especially the Avengers).
Ships I sail:
Densi, Tiva, Captain Swan, Rumbelle, Outlaw Queen, Snow Charming, Caskett, Tokka, Makorra, Clintasha.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
6. 1 tbs of butter
7. stir thoroughly
8. pour into baking pan
9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375
why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot
you smooth fucker
There’s an outbreak of malaria.
Everyone takes the necessary precautions to avoid mosquitoes.
You’re outside, when a mosquito lands on your arm.
You raise your hand to it, ready to kill it.
Then it squeaks. Curious, you lower your ear to it.
You can just barely make out “Not all mosquitoes”.
School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have